You know you’ve watched too much Supernatural when you dream of babysitting for a family where the dead son is a super angry spirit who wants to hurt people and all you do is refer them to Ghostfacers. HA this dreAm was way too vivid.

phoebebebelee:

omFG one of my friends asked my other friend to prom via burRIto OMg hahahaahaha

“That burrito has 4 different meats, every single topping possible, and 3 tortillas. Thank God she didn’t finish it.”

i toLD yoU guYSasdifhaskdf

omFG one of my friends asked my other friend to prom via burRIto OMg hahahaahaha

“That burrito has 4 different meats, every single topping possible, and 3 tortillas. Thank God she didn’t finish it.”

I drink my coffee black and bitter like the deep dark crevices of my fucking soul

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editing photos instead of doing hw

omg mum talks to our dog like he’s her favourite child omg well she talks to him like he’s human and can understand omg hahahahaha

“i don’t understand your sisters, do you?”

“rusty, what do you want?”

“are you hungry?”

“ugh i told you not to scratch my sweaters they’re all ruined because of you”

“fine, if you’re frustrated with me then leave”

“Rusty, look what mommy brought home for yoU!”

“rusty, did you pee?

“did you go outside? do you want to?”

leik wtf mum rusty’s a senile old poodle with no teeth

white girls confuse the shit out of me

“ugh, i can’t believe she’s in our class..”

and then in class i see the person who said that talking to that very same girl she didn’t seem to like and they’re like acting like they’re bffs and giggling and tellin secrets in the corner 

srsly tho did teens in the medieval times have acne or 

Got an hour of sleep working on my fucking paper for no reason bc the teacher extended the due date to monday